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newzealandvevo:

verylittlebird:

i’m not a bee scientist. let’s be clear, i’m not a beeologist. i’m not a master of bees. i didn’t graduate from bee university. universibee is not a place i graduated from. still, that said - and true - i feel like these bees perhaps aren’t “killers”. seems to me that if it takes 750,000 of you to take down one human, then your title of “killer” ought to be revoked. botherer bees, perhaps. nuisance bees. killer bees? unlikely. then again, as i say, i’m not a doctor of bees. i didn’t write a book called A to Bee to Z. just my two cents. my two cents which, admittedly, aren’t that valuable due to my lack of bee credentials. i would estimate these two cents to be worth around two cents. not much is it? you couldn’t even buy one bee with that. probably.

how would u kno how many bees u can buy for 2 cents? U did not study bee financial laws

newzealandvevo:

verylittlebird:

i’m not a bee scientist. let’s be clear, i’m not a beeologist. i’m not a master of bees. i didn’t graduate from bee university. universibee is not a place i graduated from. still, that said - and true - i feel like these bees perhaps aren’t “killers”. seems to me that if it takes 750,000 of you to take down one human, then your title of “killer” ought to be revoked. botherer bees, perhaps. nuisance bees. killer bees? unlikely. then again, as i say, i’m not a doctor of bees. i didn’t write a book called A to Bee to Z. just my two cents. my two cents which, admittedly, aren’t that valuable due to my lack of bee credentials. i would estimate these two cents to be worth around two cents. not much is it? you couldn’t even buy one bee with that. probably.

how would u kno how many bees u can buy for 2 cents? U did not study bee financial laws

wickedlypita

chemicznyplaz:

filibutt:

oopsspilledmymusic:

meet-my-nonexistent-cats:

what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.

time to go to bed

with Satan

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